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Drunken News is Here!!

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 01:36:48 GMT

The Drunken News

The Drunken News has been released. It'll be an ongoing series, I don't know how often though, maybe once a month or bi-weekly I'm not sure. But on the Drunken News Dr. Ebola, Doug, Donna of the Dark and Stevie the Drunken Weather Man try to make sense of current events while heavilly intoxicated. God help us all!

The Drunken News Channel

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:37:53 GMT

The Drunken News

I have been hitting Youtube most of my time lately and in doing so I have started a new channel on Youtube called the drunken news. The channel is still currently under construction and the first show should be up in a couple of weeks. I'll show you the link that you can find at http://www.youtube.com/user/thedrunkennews

I hope that if you've been reading this that you can stop by and enjoy the show when it gets on the air. We'll talk about current events and make fun of them in a totaly abusing manner as it very much deserves... And it will be done while a few other commentators and I are getting blitzed on Budweiser and whatever kind of booze that we have at the time.

Here's a preview of the intro to the show.

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 19:21:11 GMT

Tons of Posters showing up all over the US depicting Obama as the Joker. NOW THAT'S CHANGE!! Guess people don't want the government running their healthcare like the Registry of motor vehicles and putting down grand pa like Rover because he's too old... Or is it just me?

Edit: There's a website called Defendyourhealthcare.us which descrides the bill that congress is trying to ram down everyone's throats. Rumor has it that also the whitehouses home page a space where you can email them and turn in anyone who disagrees with their health plan. Are you fucking kidding me?? What are they going to do about it? Send a bunch of kids to your house and chant "Yes we can." over and over at your window?? Geesh!!

Eating fucking KFC in front of PETA!! YEAAAHH!

Fri, 29 May 2009 04:54:56 GMT

FINGER LICKING GOOD!!

Damn! Why didn't I think of that!!? I've got to visit a KFC more often, especially if there are naked PETA protesters squawking at me like angry hens over my eating of some tortured chicken, YUM! But with my luck it'd be a bunch of 300lb angry bull dykes who'd threaten to beat me with their golf clubs with even such as a whiff of honey barbecue wings. FUCK!!

I haven't been posting here lately so I think it's about time I do, where to begin though? Hmmmm....

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LOST RADIO SHOW FILES!

Well anyways, during my Memorial Day drunken blur fest that I had all over my neighborhood, I did run into an old CD I left at my friends house a couple of years back when I lived there. I damn near spat out the beer I that drank out of my 40 when I seen it! A copy of audio files from my old internet radioshow I used to broadcast from. SHIT! I thought I lost that forever! Happy Days are here again!

This was the first episode of the radioshow I did with the now defunct Official Goth Radio.com that I did in the summer of 2006. After 5th Episode of Dr. Ebola's House of SARS the government came in and rescued Americas virgin ears from the destructiveness of downloaded music (oh puhlease!). The parent station I podcasted from got nailed with a huge fine and a big spanking and completely ignored what I was saying stuff on radio that would have landed me millions of fines... Oh wait, the FCC has no authority over internet radio HAHAHAHA!!

This audio file below is the first internet radioshow I've done back in the summer of 2006. It's an old one so don't come to me and say that you couldn't find the link for it or whatever. No shit Sherlock! It's been taken off the air since Official Goth Radio got shutdown! It's been edited for time but there's still some good tunes on here and I got the first of the Drunken News also put on it. If you want to hear it in it's entirety let me know perhaps sometime I will do that. But in future posts I will see about putting up other clips of different episodes that I did.

Dr. Ebola's House of SARS Radioshow Summer of 2006 - Episode 1 clips.

New Machinima Video:

I already decided what kind of machinima video I want to make and it will be out of Half-Life 2. It'll be a music video and at this time I won't reveal what song it'll be but it'll be pretty good. I'll more than likely start filming next week after my hard drive is reformated to clean it up and get all the other garbage out.

Pope of Porn Returns!!??

Okay, really guys. I have to be carefull about this one so Der Xanga Censorship Gestapo don't block my site! Just something I've been pondering since last night. If I do do this it'll be a protected post so not to offend the faint of heart or ruin someone's cyber virginity or some shit like that. If I get a large group of people interested enough in it that I'll have it back, so let me know.

Videos!!

fart in microwave

Davidsfarm
July 15, 2007
why waste a good fart when you can cook it.

NEVER HIRE A GAY WEATHERMAN (original)

JimTheMingebag
August 01, 2008

The song at the begining is called Bill Cosby rap, look it up on limewire or frostwire. I thought I was the first one to post this video on youtube but I was wrong. Rate 5 star Please, thanks. Spelt video wrong on the intro lul...

Picard Plays His Flute

See more like this on kontraband.com

Dr. Ebolas

FUCKED UP PIC OF THE MONTH!!

Second American Revolution (Is Starting)

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 00:10:45 GMT

The Second American Revolution is Starting!

Or should it be called "The People are Pissed"?

April 15th, 2009 certainly will look like a time that will be written in the chronicles of American History after what took place all over the country that day. Much to the douche-baggery of a biased and corporate controlled media, they have desperately tried to dismiss the mass protests as "a racist action of right-wing nutjobs". Ladies and gentlemen, that is further from the truth! There was not one person there that was protesting about Obama getting elected over McCain or whoever else that sparked these protests. If that were the case don't you think this would have happened in November??

What pissed myself off was the story of Janeane Garofolo's verbal projectile diarrhea shitstorm on MSNBC about the Tea Party protests. Now if she wasn't spewing out this sewage out of her mouth already then I would have seriously considered taking a big dump in her mouth myself, just to get her to shut the fuck up. What she said after stepping off from the back of the little yellow schoolbus to MSNBC Studios was RI-GODDAM-DICULOUS!

Garofalo actually called Party-goers "a bunch of teabagging rednecks," adding "this is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up." It, to me was the most retarded, the most vile, hate-filled attacks on average American citizens ever conveyed on national television by so-called journalists. I laughed at the part where Obama's cabinet member called America "A Nation of Cowards." especially since the Whitehouse ass dragged on saving a merchant sea captain from skinny, malnourished Somali Pirates... Shit! I thought Obama was going to apologize to the pirates, but common sense prevailed... Actually, no it didn't. He heard how pissed off Americans were getting and that's all. But Janeane... Seriously, hon.... I wouldn't teabag your ugly face even if I just got out of prison after 10 years. Will you go fuck a gearshift you douchebag?!

CNN Reporter Susan Roesgen was reporting at the Chicago Tea Party where she interviewed random protesters. Fine and dandy from that point but when she wants to interrupt people in the middle of making a statement and make her elitist queefing to be heard over them, then it may be a good time for her to just put a fucking sock in it. She made in one statement that this person should be happy that he's getting a $400 rebate. "Oh fucking wow, Susie! I forgot about that one! You're right! I'm so underedumacated to your elitist superiority, I'll go back home with my kids and be a good slave like Massa Obama wants me to." Thankfully people were telling this dumb-ass whore to SHUT UP!! Below is a YouTube Clip of what transpired.

HAHAH What a Hag! She's queefing about shit like what the crowd was doing was anti-government, anti CNN right-wing! HAHAAH OMG you got to be fucking kidding! It didn't turn anti-CNN until Susie started being a bitch and cutting in on what that guy was trying to say and wondering why he wasn't so thankful to Obama for ripping off his wallet! This honestly isn't about left or right wing, Democrat or Republican, black or white or you name it! Why is that? Because all them sides are equally getting dicked over hard and their great grand kids are going to foot the bill unless something is done! This is an AMERICAN PROBLEM!

I think this video describes what's going on after the Tea Parties... to a tea? Thomas Paine does a new video applauding the success of the Tea Party Protests and even encourages Americans from all over to begin a million man march into Washington D.C. Will it happen? Interesting to see how all this will turn out.

The left calls them "right-wing hackery." Uh, no. The Tea Parties are America's way of saying "stop the looting and start prosecuting." Are you listening Washington?

I don't think those 2 videos could have described any better of why these Tea Parties have happened. All the vulgarity and anger I made in this post aside...It's not because that people are opposed to paying taxes, not the case at all. It's about government being responsible with the money that you give them. And for so many years they have proven gravely irresponsible. People had enough of it and want REAL change and not the fakery Obama's been pulling off on people. Real honest change in how government runs. And people are demanding that change not by the barrel of their guns but by protest, they want a peaceful solution to this. I do as well, I would hate to see this turn into a violent bloody revolution like it was in 1776. Hopefully it won't have to.

Doctor E

The AIDS cure: U.S. Patent #5676977

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:25:52 GMT

A CURE FOR AIDS?

From what I've been observing on other sites regarding the matter it doesn't seem so far fetched anymore. Last week after getting home from work I just stumbled upon this website on YouTube. The title of it was the cure for AIDS. I'd thought I'd humor myself and hit the cute little arrow on the bottom of the flashplayer and see what kind of slop would come out of it. I'm thinking to myself "Yeah, the cure to AIDS haha, yeah right!"

But then the individual on the video ( Dr.Boyd Graves),who was speaking mentioned that the cure for AIDS has been in the U.S. Patent office for several years and you can find it on their official website. That really did catch my attention. A cure for AIDS?? Patented?? You gotta be shitting me! So I did go to the Patent office's official website at http://www.uspto.gov/ and checked it out for myself. I typed in the patent # (5676977) I was searching for and there it was! The Patent for the fucking cure for AIDS!! And to show you some of what's on it and who made it, I pasted some details of the patent.

Inventors:	Antelman; Marvin S. (Rehovot, IL)
Assignee:	Antelman Technologies Ltd. (Providence, RI)
Appl. No.:	08/658,955
Filed:	May 31, 1996

OBJECTS OF THE INVENTION

The main object of the invention is to provide for a molecular scale device of a single tetrasilver tetroxide crystalline molecule capable of restoring the immunity of AIDS afflicted humans of the two AIDS etiological subgroups, candidiasis and wasting syndrome.

Another object of the invention is to provide for immunity restoration in said AIDS afflicted humans through a single injection.

Another object of this invention is to destroy ISM in humans manifesting AIDS diseases of said AIDS etiological subgroups irrespective as to whether said ISM was HIV induced, since it is known that humans may manifest AIDS and still be HIV negative, and thus restore the immune system in said humans.

Another object of this invention is to destroy the AIDS virus when present in the systems of said AIDS afflicted humans.

If you want to see the rest of the patent please check out the link HERE

Now, I don't want to spoil all the fun here so I'll save the skepticism for later. But it would make complete and utter sense that the cure for AIDS not be out in the market. The FDA had complete control of what medicines go out on the shelf or not and even if a natural remedy for any ailment is found to be made by you then you can bet your ass that a bunch of guys wearing black and carrying submachine guns will break down your door and book you for practicing medicine without a licence... Even though the medicine was grown in your own backyard and was natural. I also worked in the medical device industry for 10 years and the FDA always had the authority for what regulation had to be enforced for the moment. But two things... One, the Medical Device Industry does not give a shit about your health... IT DOES NOT! They are more concerned about numbers of product being shipped out, no matter what condition it's in, so to keep the public shareholders happy. Not to say that they won't get too careless to avoid lawsuits but other than that they couldn't give a damn about your health, it's all about money, bottom line.

Secondly, the FDA has stockholders in the Pharmaceutical Industry and Big Pharma has department heads running the FDA. Think of how much $$$ is given to them over AIDS cocktails... roughly $5,000 - $20,000 a month per AIDS patient and it generally treats the symptoms and does not cure AIDS. But if some cure came along that cost much less than $40 to make something as simple as Silver4/Oxygen4 and CURED it instantly, with every single AIDS cell dead in 20 minutes... You know how much dough would be lost!?... I think you get the picture.

There are about 3 other parts to this video and if you are interested in seeing the entire conference then the link to the YouTube channel can be seen at this link HERE- Just look to the right of the screen for the other videos.

I'm sure lots of people reading this already know someone who has AIDS or may even have AIDS themselves. I suggest you do your own research on this subject to see if there truly is a cure or not. I can show you some links that may help.

Since the patented cure for AIDS are called "tetrasilver tetroxide molecular crystals", you could start a google search and see where it lands. I've done a few myself and found some interesting links.

Okay, now let me play the role of devils' advocate and skeptic for just a moment... But truthfully, I don't got much to go on here. The closest thing I came to debunking the cure for AIDS sites was a fact-finding page on snopes.com. Unfortunately, they only got into the origin of where AIDS came from and absolutely nothing is discussed about a cure. The second and third part of the YouTube videos do discuss that, but snopes can only speculate that the origin of AIDS (by CIA population control) was possibly an antiquated Soviet Union disinformation program to discredit the U.S. but snopes does not know for certain. There is nothing found related to the subject of the cure for AIDS on factcheck.org

I just presented a small portion of the facts before you. You be the judge.

TEABAG CONGRESS!!!

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:19:32 GMT

I think this explains it all!

The Doctor Breen Show

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:13:50 GMT

The Doctor Breen Show

At over a month in the making it's finaly here! The Doctor Breen Show is now available and will be hitting other sites as well in the very near future, though it can't be seen on Youtube since it goes over 10 minutes. Much parody spoofing goes on in this show! Dr. Breen's first late night talk show has been aired in City 17 since the populace wasn't getting pacified with the usual propaganda. So Dr. Breen takes it into his own hands to entertain City 17. Funny Commercials spoofing Wilfred Brimley are included with G-Man taking a mystery drug where he sings the Obama kids song. Even an ad for the Road House in Marshfield Mass. is included in the show. Hope you enjoy!

Hope you enjoy the show!

WOW it's been a long time!

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 16:58:57 GMT

I Moved to Myspace!

(Ummm yeah, I post here sometimes...)

Have I left Xanga to go to Myspace?? Actualy no, I'm still keeping my Xanga open, it's just I have little time for it since my place of employment has been keeping me extremely busy. I'd rather not say what I do for work but I will say that I go on myspace now because if I have little time for blogging or get caught up in being overworked that I can just concentrate on messaging friends and not worry about blogging some article on this site where I'm wondering if it was even worth writing about in the first place.

To me, Xanga has changed dramaticly! It's changed so much that if I got into a car wreck in 2005 and woke up from my coma in this time that I'd wonder if I logged onto Xanga or some counterfeit of it. To me Xanga's turned into some creampuff style "becareful what you say or get blocked " kind of site that I don't reconize anymore. Okay, I was the first of many who did a shock style of blogging that included things like The Pope and a Fat Black Man in a Nun Suit hosting hardcore porn, Celebrity bong ripping contests with my cat against celebrities like Bill Clinton and David Lee Roth and just shafting hard the corporate and government groups that always gave people a hard time and finaly, I liked offending people just for the hell of it.

Oh my! 2008 is gone and 2009 came faster than a fart in a wind! And we're about to get a new type of government and no matter what it's going to really suck harder than a hoover vaccum cleaner attached to your genitals! A manipulative mesianic black guy has been chosen as the new messiah, who's going through his coronation on Tuesday and he'll be a the ultimate "Yes Man" to corporate and Global interests. Obama's totaly duped many Americans into thinking Socialism's cool and who don't care about getting robbed even worse than they have already been. Either way, if you're complaining about the loss of freedoms now, then you'll bang your head into a brick wall of what's coming next. As much as G.W. really sucks... History may or may not look favorably on him in the future. Don't worry, we'll all figure it out by the next election after this one. Okay whateva, I'm just bitchin.

I'm just going to post once in a great while so this isn't going to be frequent, just don't have the time really like I said. But you can check out the MYSPACE PAGE I set up a few months ago if you're curious. You can go to it here by clicking the link below and hope you add me as a friend!

PULSAR_FUSION'S MYSPACE PAGE

VIDEOS______

Rest assured I do get time to make the occasional video, I'm getting into the computer animated machinima lately among other things. Here's a couple videos I made recently.

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(It'll cancel out the music playing on the page)

Alyx Sings "IF" ; By Elviradark6

Machinima By Pulsar Fusion

This is the song that Elviradark6 made and has been put into machinima with Alyx from "Half-Life 2" singing and playing guitar. This video has been created with Half-life2,Face poser,hammer,gary's mod9 and Growler Guncam.

Enjoy (;

Tiny Tim's Mosh Pit - By Pulsar Fusion

A remix of Music from Tiny Tim and Fear Factory, featuring Wifred Brimley and I've fallen and can't get up. Also Motley Crue, Def Leppard and Mosh pit concert footage.

Thanks for dropping by!

Videos and More Videos!

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:00:45 GMT