FINGER LICKING GOOD!!Damn! Why didn't I think of that!!? I've got to visit a KFC more often, especially if there are naked PETA protesters squawking at me like angry hens over my eating of some tortured chicken, YUM! But…

HOLY DOGSHIT!! Okay! Fucking seriously! Whoever your Presidential Candidate may be. If someone points out what inherently may be wrong with the guy or gal and he points out a valid reason why you'd be foolish to vote fo…